no. you can't hotbox the world.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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