We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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