Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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