i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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