can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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