The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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