That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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