Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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