But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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