how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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