one two three fourrrrnication!
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
