how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
