There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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