I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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