Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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