I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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