I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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