can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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