You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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