So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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