A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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