its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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