What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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