Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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