I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
third nipple confirmed
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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