it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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