The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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