question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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