the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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