Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You need Xanax blowdarts
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Randomize
