I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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