Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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