He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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