My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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