if you like me you must not know who I am
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Oh Jesus.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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