Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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