this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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