So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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