i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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