I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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