great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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