oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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