Sponge bath it is.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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