Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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