Duck Duck Cougar?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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