i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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