Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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