I'm really into asian looking animals
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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