what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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