I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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