is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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