But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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