i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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