Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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