New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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