i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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