someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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